i want a relationship so i can take a picture of their hand on my thigh and upload it on tumblr
If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2
I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed.
Reading fan fiction and watching youtube videos… what am I doing with my life!?
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
girls: spank me i’ve been naughty
me: its okay we all make mistakes
nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.